Barb's Bio

Name: Barb

Sister to: BB

Mam and Dad: Bauble and Ballcock

Status: At school

Tagline:

Knows exactly what’s going on. Says just enough to let you know she knows.

Most common saying:

“Nothing new there, then.”

Temperament:

Solid. Dense. Hard to shift once she’s made her mind up. Carries the weight of everything without saying much. Grew up too fast in a house where that’s what you do if you want an easier life.

Additional notes:

• Thinks she has the low-down on everyone

• Corrects grammar and words without hesitation

• More observer than participant

• Uses sarcasm like a second language

• Doesn’t suffer fools (especially BB)

• Not a morning person

• Might actually be a zombie

• Loves Barbra Streisand

• Missed out on proper friendships at school

• Keeps herself contained—doesn’t show much

Classic line:

“It’s ‘provided’, not ‘providing’.”

Special skill:

Putting people down with one sharp, well-placed sentence

Biggest fear:

Being found out—especially at home

Secret (would deny it):

She wants things she won’t admit to (including who she’s really attracted to)